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Cassian Andor: You know those days when you’re like, this might as well happen?

Jyn Erso: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Bodhi Rook: My vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Leia Organa: Sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Luke Skywalker: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!

Lando Calrissian: Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever.

Rose Tico: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

Rey: Traveling can get kind of lonely sometimes, er… no, not traveling. What is the word? Life. Life can get kind of lonely.

Finn: ♫ Life is a fucking nightmare. ♫

Poe Dameron: Then, for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Kylo Ren: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time… and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.

C3PO: I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don’t look older. I just look worse.

Hondo Ohnaka: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.

Han Solo: I love saying “my wife.” It sounds so adult. “That’s my wife.” It’s great, you sound like a person.

Anakin Skywalker: “My wife” just has some kick-ass to it, you know? “Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife!” Marriage is gonna be very magical. “I didn’t kill my wife!” That’s like, “Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife.”